It’s Foodgarbl Y’all!

by sara on July 25, 2009

Heaven

Heaven

It would only be appropriate to start Foodgarbl off with a trip to Gattitown in Frisco.  Let me explain something to you.  I am training for a half marathon.  And I like shitty pizza.  Put these two together and you get a trip to Mr. Gatti’s.  Gattitown is like if Mr. Gatti and Chuckie Cheese had a clown baby that does drugs.  There is a frickin slurpee machine.

Frickin Slurpees

Frickin Slurpees

They offer train rides for kids out front (slip the high school kid a $5 and you get a bonus lap.  I just made that up but it’s worth a shot).  There are themed eating rooms like “Courtyard” with fake trees and an al fresco type feel (reminded me of Italy) and the “Ballpark at Arlington” theme which was so realistic I brought my glove and fully expected to catch a home run while eating.  Let’s focus on the gourmet buffet.  There are about 10 different kinds of pizza which all kinda tasted the same so I couldn’t tell if I was eating pepperoni or pineapple but I didn’t care.  It was so good.

Like being at a New York pizza parlor.  Only different.

Like being at a New York pizza parlor. Only different.

Times 10 is what I ate!  Champion!

Times 10 is what I ate! Champion!

There is pasta with sauce.  And peach cobbler.  And sugar cake pie with sprinkles.  And cinnamon sugar pizza with icing.  And cheese bread.  And a salad bar which looked deceivingly awesome.  DO NOT FALL FOR THE SALAD BAR TRICK.  It will fill you up with healthy goodness when you could just as easily be enjoying 8 slices of supreme and a slurpee.  In all seriousness though, we felt like creepsters being at Gattitown on a Friday night with a bunch of parents and they damn kids.  However, we needed fuel for a 7 mile run this morning and we sure got it.  For $18.  How was our run this morning you ask?  7 miles, 1 hour.

Space Cadet

Space Cadet

I know!  Let's teach kids to shoot guns at Gattitown!

I know! Let's teach kids to shoot guns at Gattitown!

Dance Dance Revolution Y'all

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Huzaifa July 27, 2009 at 12:20 pm

There was once a boy named Huzaifa. Huzaifa always dreamed of a place where he could play games, drink slurpees, PWN n00bs at DDR, and of course eat endless amounts of pizza. Huzaifa has no seen this place and is happy.

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Janice July 27, 2009 at 4:05 pm

You had me at shitty pizza

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Serene July 30, 2009 at 11:13 am

You’re famous!

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zorch July 31, 2009 at 2:47 pm

This tops I-fratelli’s,Campisi’s,Rocco’s,and Eno’s

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George August 4, 2009 at 4:05 pm

yeah could this racist get a cup o’ choc!

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