Selim’s Doener Kebap
4816 Belt Line Rd
Addison, TX 75254
You know those places where the waitstaff doesn’t speak English, the trash cans are always full, you swear they’re doing a drug business out the back, they mysteriously close for a month to “renovate” but nothing is done, and you keep going back because it is so awesome? [...]
Chuy’s
4544 McKinney Ave (at Knox)
Dallas, TX 75205
(214) 559-2489
I learned two things on Friday (Promotion Day): a) you are pretty much expected to tard out all day and b) sometimes tarding out leads to rapid weight gain. We had two hours to kill before the big promotion party so we decided to T the [...]
PD Johnson’s Dog Day Deli (nice name not)
3839 McKinney Avenue
Dallas, Texas 75204
Let’s just get right to the meat of it…THEY CHARGE FOR WATER! Dubbleyooteeeff mate? See for yourself:
I don’t have to garbl about paying for water because I’m sure everyone reading this is like “WHAT? BUMP THAT.” So I’ll just keep telling you about my [...]
Yogen Fruz
11661 Preston Road #240
Dallas, TX 75230
FOODGARBL Dallas back up in hurr. I’ve been to I Heart Yogurt, Yogurtland, Yogilicious, TCBY, Fresh Berry and I Can’t Believe It’s Not Yogurt But More of a Yogurt By-product and they were all pretty much same shit different cup. Most of them have the machines on [...]
FOODGARBL Austin believes in staying in shape. For Caucasians, we recommend a high-intensity run through East Austin at night. If your shade is more khaki or Kahlua, then we recommend a brisk jog past the Rollingwood Police Station in a ski mask.
Don’t forget to load up on plenty of water and carbs before you head [...]
It’s official; FOODGARBL Austin is now up and running!! There is so much good food here, where do we start? How about a trip to West Austin (aka Northern Italy’s mirror image)?
FOODGARBL busted onto the Austin scene at Cipollina West Austin Bistro. I knew I had come to the right place when I saw a red [...]
L&L Hawaiian Barbecue
8404 Preston Road, Suite 200
Plano, TX 75024
Tel: (972) 712-3888
I don’t know if any of you use iTunes but I just looked at my screen and there is a note on the Genius sidebar that says “You bought music by Jessica Simpson” above a song that it thinks I should download. This is about as [...]
