Not Frustard or Frice Cream. Fro Yo That Tops All Fro Yo.

by sara on August 4, 2009

Yogen Fruz
11661 Preston Road #240
Dallas, TX 75230

FOODGARBL Dallas back up in hurr. I’ve been to I Heart Yogurt, Yogurtland, Yogilicious, TCBY, Fresh Berry and I Can’t Believe It’s Not Yogurt But More of a Yogurt By-product and they were all pretty much same shit different cup. Most of them have the machines on the wall with an option of fatty or super fatty cup size and you pay by the weight of the cup (which is why I always get coconut as a topping b/c I’m sticking it to the man). The flavors range from Birthday Cake to Pistachio to Salted Duck Egg. I wanted plain strawberry with some whale blubber mochi on top though. Is that too much to ask? No, say’s Yogen Fruz. I’m drooling like a nOOb PWNing a fidurple right now just thinking about their yogurty goodness. You see, you pick a flavor of yogurt that YOU WANT using vanilla or chocolate and they mix it with fruit (or go plain vanilla or plain chocolate if you’re racist).

PWNage flavors

PWNage flavors

I picked mango with vanilla yogurt because I’m awesome. They take this brick of vanilla fro yo out of a wrapper and mix in some bamf ass frozen mango and then throw that junk in the machine to be mixed up. You know the anticipation you felt when Keanu put the bus on cruise control so it wouldn’t drop below 50 mph and they were approaching a ramp that wasn’t finished? That is exactly how I felt when my yogurt was being mixed. The Yogen Fruz guy talked me through it though so I wouldn’t be so nervous. When the awesomeness that was my yogurt was done mixing, Yogen Fruz man asked me if I wanted toppings. I started sweating. What the F do you put on perfect yogurt to make it more perfect? Do you really need to gold plate yogurt? Hey, iPhone, you have touchscreen, do you really need motion sensor too? Showboaters. I digress. I had options and I needed to choose. After all, it’s one price for yogurt with all you can slam toppings.

Gold Plating Already Perfect Yogurt

Gold Plating Already Perfect Yogurt

I went with fresh mango and mochi. Mochi is glutinous rice pounded into paste. That’s what she said. It’s a Japanese gummy bear, if you will. Some might say it’s an Albino Sour Patch Kid. This is all beside the point. Their yogurt will knock your socks to the curb.

Yogen Fruz.  From Sveden.  Or Canada but vatever.

Yogen Fruz. From Sveden. Or Canada but vatever.

I can wrap up my dessert in two words: I would run over a baby squirrel to get to Yogen Fruz before closing time.

Note: Still have not been to Orange Cup or Natsumi. Why bother. Sucka please.

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{ 4 comments… read them below or add one }

Janice August 4, 2009 at 10:00 am

I swear you are an asian woman trapped in a white girl’s body. Who the eff likes mochi except ppl of the slant eye variety?? (I can say this because I am in fact one, don’t get all offended on me). Seriously though, I really want to try this place now. Mmmmm Albino Sour Patch Kids….. MmmmMMmm. There better be some Pikachu looking chick dishing this out to me when I get there!


Huzzy Q August 4, 2009 at 11:06 am

Thanks for tagging Keanu Reeves. I was going to get really upset and contact a rights agency and try to shut this site down. Lovely blog, lovely looking dessert! Sara, you deserve to be PWNed in the earlobe!


Serene August 4, 2009 at 1:56 pm

Mmm yummy! Not far from my place, I will be trying it out soon! Thanks for the review!


jason August 6, 2009 at 12:11 am

I like!


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