Pigeon Turds & Hatch Chili’s – A Promotion Day to Remember

by sara on August 9, 2009

4544 McKinney Ave (at Knox)
Dallas, TX 75205
(214) 559-2489

I learned two things on Friday (Promotion Day): a) you are pretty much expected to tard out all day and b) sometimes tarding out leads to rapid weight gain. We had two hours to kill before the big promotion party so we decided to T the F O at Chuy’s.  People typically either love or hate Chuy’s.  They love it because it has jalapeno ranch dip and the Elvis Room.  They hate it because they refuse to accept pigeons as people too.  We started off with the Chuy Gooey, a myocardial infarction topped with varicose veins and double chin sauce.

Jenny Craig Likes It!

Jenny Craig Likes It!

It was too greasy for my liking.  That and there was frickin jalapeno ranch dip sitting there doing nothing in front of me.  I kid you not I probably consumed my weight in chips and ranch sauce before our entrees even came.  I’m fat.  But it’s okay because I know where to buy water belts now (Academy).  My main course was the Friday special, the Hatch Chile Chicken Enchiladas, which were coincidentally topped with more queso sauce (WINNER!).

The X is for Malcom

The X is for Malcom

Mohsin ordered the chicka chicka boom boom dish.  He really liked it but kind of thought the chickens were jackin his style, trying to copy his swagga.  Wendy ordered the Chuy Special and raved about the blue corn tortillas.  Jane and Hudson both had the Friday special with me and noted the special kick that the hatch chiles provided.

On a side note, have you ever eaten so much your armpits got bigger?  Have you ever kept eating because you’re nervous that you may never eat again?  The only thing that probably kept me from continuing my gorge fest was the fact that there were a flock of pigeons on the patio dominating leftover chips and refried beans.  Note to those that want to enjoy Happy Hour at Chuy’s on the patio: the pigeons pooped on your table…enjoy 🙂

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Jamiroquai August 11, 2009 at 5:48 pm

Chuy Gooey just ain’t right. It’s definitely no Bob. On the other hand, you could dip pieces of cardboard in the jalapeno ranch and it would still be palatable.


Serene August 12, 2009 at 9:53 pm

Jalapeno ranch is amazing.


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