Jillian Michaels Is Trying to Kill Me

by sara on January 12, 2010

If you hate the outdoors and you want to punish your body, I highly recommend the Jillian Michaels 30 Day Shred video. I don’t hate the outdoors nor do I want to punish my body, but tonight I couldn’t go for my usual run with the mutts and I really wanted to exercise. I didn’t get home until 10:45pm and at that hour the only people/things outside are drunks, hoodlums and coyotes. I needed something to wear off the stress of a retarded job and the fact that I ate a chocolate chip cookie and cherry bing bar instead of my usual celery stalk or beet (not!). Enter Jillian Michaels. I did level 3 of her workout video last night after a 4 mile run and tonight I did level 2 (just to mix it up – all levels punch me in the gut no matter what). The very first time I did level 1 I thought I was going to die. That fear has subsided and now I just think she’s going to come through the screen and break me into a million pieces if I don’t keep up with her. One sweaty t-shirt later and I feel awesome! The workout really is a workout. If you’re not in shape you know it immediately. The 30 Day Shred video is better suited for those that are already pretty active. If you can’t do 10 push-ups or beat up a 4th grader it’s probably not right for you…yet.

More importantly, I am super excited that I stuck it to the man tonight. I ordered dinner on the company!

Sticking it to El Hombre for $9.99 plus tax. Arriba!

Sticking it to El Hombre for $9.99 plus tax. Arriba!

A $9.99 grilled catfish dinner from Good Eats to be exact. Complete with steamed broccoli and kernel corn. Our options are limited for delivery to downtown Dallas so it’s hard being a whiny crybaby food snob.  The catfish had nice seasoning and was a very rare kind indeed – said on the menu “From the Ocean.” Can’t get that just anywhere. The corn tasted like styrofoam chips but the broccoli was ballin once I sprinkled fresh lemon on it. For a free meal I can’t complain. Who are we kidding I’m going to complain all I want. I worked until 10:15pm for crying out loud. I’ll discuss the love of busy season another time. Right now it’s time to finish reading The Time Traveler’s Wife (also retarded) and head to bed.

Wait one more thing.  Bigups to my wonderful amazing boyfriend Jason for making a special trip to the grocery store to get his poor lactose intolerant girlfriend some almond milk.  Thank you fadorablest 🙂

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Huzzy Q January 12, 2010 at 10:03 am

I once got a catfish from the chinese store where they had scientists in the back genetically creating catfish that can live out of water. Then I realized it was actually a terd with fins attached to it….


Janice January 12, 2010 at 10:09 am

Dude I dunno how you do it – work that late then still have time for an arse kicking from Jillian? *slow clap* That catfish looks blandtastic! But free food is the best food, but not at the cost of staying until 10pm =(


jason January 12, 2010 at 2:35 pm

She gets all amped up and I have to buy her things like almond milk to keep her from hitting me.


Serene January 12, 2010 at 4:57 pm

I had the Chicken Caesar Salad (no picture, I’m not profesh) and it was acceptable. Nothing gourmet but also can’t complain. I ated it. The bag of rolls that they sent along with our food was also greatly appreciated. Next time we’re getting drinks. Thanks office!


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