There’s a Wolf on my Toilet Seat

by sara on September 4, 2012

The only thing better than going to get frozen custard is going to the hardware store.  Illinois has a chain of them called Menard’s.  Their motto is “You’ll Save Money At Menard’s” but I used my Amazon app in the store on numerous items and actually you don’t really save that much money.

They may not have the lowest prices but they have a frickin Farkle display so that makes up for it.  I bought one for my grams because she and my Dad were getting so dominant at Upwords that I had to switch games to control their egos.

In addition to Farkle, they have THE BEST TOILET SEAT EVER!!  NO ONE WOULD LET ME BUY IT!!  WHY?!?!??!?!?!

As if wolf padded bum cushions weren’t enough, they had the most giant lawn chair ever!!  I was ready to purchase this and then I saw the price tag.  On clearance the thing was $80!  My Dad is 6’5″ and the chair makes him look like a lil man!

The mental image of my Dad sitting in this chair in the front yard makes me want to reconsider my decision and go back and get it.

After filling the cart with unnecessary necessities, we headed over to Chick-fil-a for a quick bite.  We ran out of band-aids so my Dad used duct tape on his finger.  I think he cut it while trying to wrestle the wolf toilet seat out of the cart while I was throwing a tantrum.

Evy had never been to Chick-fil-A before and all she knew about it was that they were racist and sexist and prejudiced but other than that a well liked company.

This is prolly the cutest pic of the trip.

I completely forgot to borrow this shirt from my Grams.  I was planning on wearing it to Jason’s next work function.

Another day another bike ride.  We were bikin fools.  Illinois has hundreds of bike paths throughout the state and we took advantage of them.

Wanna know something poetic?  I feel like I’ve recently rediscovered the sky.  I was cooped up in a dumb job for so long that I didn’t stop and smell the roses.  Now I won’t shut up about how pretty the sky looks.  Poetic I tell you.

I took a photography class in high school which explains why I am so awesome at it.

You guys wouldn’t believe the torrential downpour that happened during our bike ride!  Just kidding that’s just my Dad’s back sweat.

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Ice September 7, 2012 at 3:44 pm

Dude you are a true hippie. Despite all your rage you are still just a rat in a cage. Don’t do it!

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