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I just witnessed an apartment couple breakup so I’m a little emotional.  It was kind of sad because it was obvious the guy wanted to peel out for dramatic effect after the girl slammed the car door but he was in an awkward spot on the street so he had to settle for a 4 [...]

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FOODGARBL Austin believes in staying in shape.  For Caucasians, we recommend a high-intensity run through East Austin at night.  If your shade is more khaki or Kahlua, then we recommend a brisk jog past the Rollingwood Police Station in a ski mask.
Don’t forget to load up on plenty of water and carbs before you head [...]

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